Originally Posted by iccky

The Scene: One morning a few weeks ago

Dan enters the kitchen, naked, gets out bacon and eggs, begins to fry bacon

Girlfriend enters, also naked, hugs dan from behind with one breast spilling out to the side. Bacon greese begins to sizzle.


Dan: I'm making you breakfast

Girlfriend: Mmmmm, that smells so good...

Dan: Yeah

Dan turns bacon

Girlfriend: ...I love it when - OWWW! SON OF A BITCH!

And I was barred from touching her left breast for quite awhile.