Aww man I've seen that on this board before, but it is well worthy of a reposting.
Quote:
FRANK: You could put a f__king grenade in my mouth, pull the f__king
pin,
and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and
the
world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with
chili which slid uncontrollably out of my goddamned mouth. My pants are
full of lava-like shit to match my f__kin' shirt. At least during the
autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing,
it's
too painful. F__k it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air,
I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my f__king stomach.
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That part always makes me laugh uncontrollably to the point where it feels like I am going to throw up. This is by far the best joke ever told by man...
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