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When asked about working with Vin Diesel on Boiler Room, Giovanni Ribisi simply stated, "His breath tasted like duck fart."
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The Lord Of The Rings is an altered account of Vin Diesel's attempt to make an infinite egg omelet. He dictated to the entire thing to J.R.R. Tolkien and never lied or exaggerated once, but Tolkien decided it wouldn't sell without elves and a ring.
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Vin Diesel does not hear the ocean when he puts a seashell to his ear, he hears "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls.
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Vin Diesel blew up the Hindenburg because he hates fat people.
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