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Old 05-03-2005, 09:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by TM875
I like the idea, Ben. Most likely, though, it would end in misery, pain, suffering, and one hell of a hangover.
Buddy, the pain is so bad that you actually see things. I got seriously Fucked up on some Royal Red Sherry-Brandy-Wine shit and I saw my dead grandfather. Like Luke being sent to the Degobah system in Return of The Jedi, I was fortunate that my good buddy Han Solo gutted a Tonton and kept me warm in the body cavity. Uh-oh... I've said too much.

You know you'll win when you get a gallon jug of wine with a screw-cap, and it has a picture of some kind of animal on it.
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