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BigBen · 05-03-2005, 09:39 AM

The large extended family was out to a fancy pasta restaurant celebrating someone's graduation, and when someone's baked lasagna arrived, there was a substantial cockroach baked into the cheese layer. My cousin flipped out, but in a reserved manner.

"Could you please send the manager over here?" She politely said
The server could not find the manager, but luckily, the OWNER was doing some paperwork at the bar. He came over and was all smiles until the roach was pointed out to him. He went as pale as a ghost. Did I mention that there was about 15 of us in this party?

"Your bill is comped. Please accept my appologies. Everyone gets a free meal the next time they come here..." and with that he ran to the bar. He came back with 4 bottles of champagne. Dom Perignon.

We feasted like kings (except for my cousin, she was being a real bitch that night. 'I want to go, I want to go') and I got pretty bombed on some fancy single malts. I love that place, and go back about once every 3 months.

05-03-2005, 09:39 AM	#62 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	The large extended family was out to a fancy pasta restaurant celebrating someone's graduation, and when someone's baked lasagna arrived, there was a substantial cockroach baked into the cheese layer. My cousin flipped out, but in a reserved manner. "Could you please send the manager over here?" She politely said The server could not find the manager, but luckily, the OWNER was doing some paperwork at the bar. He came over and was all smiles until the roach was pointed out to him. He went as pale as a ghost. Did I mention that there was about 15 of us in this party? "Your bill is comped. Please accept my appologies. Everyone gets a free meal the next time they come here..." and with that he ran to the bar. He came back with 4 bottles of champagne. Dom Perignon. We feasted like kings (except for my cousin, she was being a real bitch that night. 'I want to go, I want to go') and I got pretty bombed on some fancy single malts. I love that place, and go back about once every 3 months. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.