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gotekix · 05-02-2005, 03:19 PM

I've gotten to the point where my family and friends are annoyed to eat around me because at nearly every meal I found something in the food to spoil the meal for myself or everyone. I find about one hair in my food per day, something other things. Alright, so now for some stories.

I was eating a Burger King about a month ago (I hardly eat fast food, but I was on the road and it was the only restaurant for miles) and I ordered an Angus burger. Oh, bit mistake. I found what looked like a pubic hair stuck on the bun. I didn't bother to tell the employees.

Another time I was eating at a local sushi place and I ordered the lunch bento box. I found a human hair in one of the pieces of sushi. I called the waitress over and asked for a replacement. She brought me a new plate of food, and as I started to eat I found ANOTHER hair in the salad. Obviously I never went back there.

I saw a roach crawling on the pepperoni pizza in my high school school lunch. Needless to say I never ate school lunch again.

I found a fly in rice at a Mexican restaurant.

I just got back from Italy and found a clump of hair or possibly brillo embedded in a piece of veal. Didn't bother telling the waiter since he only spoke Italian.

My friend once found a water bug in an unopened bottle or RC Cola, never will get that again haha.

I've got plenty more stories of finding disgusting things in food, it's like a daily occurance for me. My friends call me "Hair Master Flex" now.

05-02-2005, 03:19 PM	#58 (permalink)
gotekix Upright Location: Seattle	I've gotten to the point where my family and friends are annoyed to eat around me because at nearly every meal I found something in the food to spoil the meal for myself or everyone. I find about one hair in my food per day, something other things. Alright, so now for some stories. I was eating a Burger King about a month ago (I hardly eat fast food, but I was on the road and it was the only restaurant for miles) and I ordered an Angus burger. Oh, bit mistake. I found what looked like a pubic hair stuck on the bun. I didn't bother to tell the employees. Another time I was eating at a local sushi place and I ordered the lunch bento box. I found a human hair in one of the pieces of sushi. I called the waitress over and asked for a replacement. She brought me a new plate of food, and as I started to eat I found ANOTHER hair in the salad. Obviously I never went back there. I saw a roach crawling on the pepperoni pizza in my high school school lunch. Needless to say I never ate school lunch again. I found a fly in rice at a Mexican restaurant. I just got back from Italy and found a clump of hair or possibly brillo embedded in a piece of veal. Didn't bother telling the waiter since he only spoke Italian. My friend once found a water bug in an unopened bottle or RC Cola, never will get that again haha. I've got plenty more stories of finding disgusting things in food, it's like a daily occurance for me. My friends call me "Hair Master Flex" now.