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BigBen · 05-02-2005, 12:36 PM

Great, an army guy telling pilots how to drink...

BEHOLD, THE BIGBEN ULTIMATE DRINKING PARTY:

Send this message out to the attendees:

The "Cheap Drink Drunk / Hobo Party" - Every attendee is required to bring 5 dollars and a bottle of the cheapest booze they can find. The equation works like this:

Take volume of beverage, and multiply by the percentage (or proof for you yanks) of alcohol that the beverage contains.

Then divide that number by the total purchase price. What you have is an absolute alcohol quantity / price ratio number... Reciept is REQUIRED!

The winner wins double (triple, fifty bucks, whatever, just make it interesting) their money back, but only on the completion of their beverage. THEY HAVE TO DRINK WHAT THEY BROUGHT.

It makes going to the liquor store with a calculator fun, and is guaranteed to produce some serious war stories. It also has the potential for some extreme female nudity, and the most serious hangover in human history.

05-02-2005, 12:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Great, an army guy telling pilots how to drink... BEHOLD, THE BIGBEN ULTIMATE DRINKING PARTY: Send this message out to the attendees: The "Cheap Drink Drunk / Hobo Party" - Every attendee is required to bring 5 dollars and a bottle of the cheapest booze they can find. The equation works like this: Take volume of beverage, and multiply by the percentage (or proof for you yanks) of alcohol that the beverage contains. Then divide that number by the total purchase price. What you have is an absolute alcohol quantity / price ratio number... Reciept is REQUIRED! The winner wins double (triple, fifty bucks, whatever, just make it interesting) their money back, but only on the completion of their beverage. THEY HAVE TO DRINK WHAT THEY BROUGHT. It makes going to the liquor store with a calculator fun, and is guaranteed to produce some serious war stories. It also has the potential for some extreme female nudity, and the most serious hangover in human history. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.