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Originally Posted by Tophat665
Hooray! Hooray! It's the first of May!
Outdoor Fucking starts today.
That's a beautiful fucking ass Nancy. I've said it before, and I will undoubtedly say it over and fucking over again. Breathtaking, I assure you.
Now, as long as were all fucking around on ass appreciation day, I had a thought the other day, revision to the fucking book of Exodus:
10. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's house, nor his wife, nor his ass.
11. Unless thy neighbor is married unto Nancy, in which case it is unavoidable that thou shalt covet thy neighbor's wife's ass.
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Hehehehe nice fucking rules. But ya know.. with the whole Ass Appreciation going on and all we're all bound to break both fucking rules 
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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