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Originally Posted by Nuvdar
Tip of the Day: Never Fry Bacon In The Nude [Correction: Always Fry Bacon in the nude, youll learn not to burn it]
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The Scene: One morning a few weeks ago
Dan enters the kitchen, naked, gets out bacon and eggs, begins to fry bacon
Girlfriend enters, also naked, hugs dan from behind with one breast spilling out to the side. Bacon greese begins to sizzle.
Dan: I'm making you breakfast
Girlfriend: Mmmmm, that smells so good...
Dan: Yeah
Dan turns bacon
Girlfriend: ...I love it when - OWWW! SON OF A BITCH!
And I was barred from touching her left breast for quite awhile.