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Hooray! Hooray! It's the first of May!
Outdoor Fucking starts today.
That's a beautiful fucking ass Nancy. I've said it before, and I will undoubtedly say it over and fucking over again. Breathtaking, I assure you.
Now, as long as were all fucking around on ass appreciation day, I had a thought the other day, revision to the fucking book of Exodus:
10. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's house, nor his wife, nor his ass.
11. Unless thy neighbor is married unto Nancy, in which case it is unavoidable that thou shalt covet thy neighbor's wife's ass.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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