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Bentley's are more of a "Look at me, I have a car worth more than your house" car.
If I had that much money, I'd buy a house, and a car that could go faster than a Bentley.
If my roommate (GetRDone) had that much money, he'd probably buy a garage, a bunch of tools, 5 different rare ass cars he could fix up, a cot to sleep on and he'd be in heaven.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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