I'm getting deeper into this subject than I thought but...
I would *not* like my sex organs tucked up inside my stomach, no erections & always having to sit down to pee - it sounds like an off-day to me.
I must defend the male member however as some of your criticisms are unfair
Dangy - it isn't always & when it is then it is put away,
Vulnerable - I've never had any damage or cuts to my equipment in my whole life (your eyes are much more exposed to damage),
Sticky Outy - if it isn't, then it's a problem, if it is, then all well & good.
Squished - I've never squished anything although very occasionally when I sit down I can misjudge 'things' & get a glancing blow. I am a little uncomfortable for a while but I don't how I to explain what has happened.. Any advice please?
I am beginning to wonder if you American ladies see things a bit differently -I am from the UK.