I don't think women quite get it about what it is to have a penis. It isn't just a part of your body which happens to change size (although it *is* the only part that does this) - it is something quite special & thinks for you. Its behaviour is involuntary & it can be your best friend.
Note to Abaya - I didn't say 'dangly' - I said fully e**ct when you woke up - this is very important
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