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"What the HELL is that dangly appendage thingy? What idiot surgically attached a baby elephant's trunk to my body last night? How annoying, I want my nice pretty all-enclosed vagina back."
That's to say, I would be embarrassed because I prefer having everything neatly contained down there... having it all hanging out and ready to rise with no warning, would feel so unnatural and... awkward.
Then again, if it couldn't be fixed, I'd say to my bf, "Hey hon, let's throw away the strap-on and get busy!!" I would like to know how it feels to actually penetrate someone, not just with a silicone thing... to know how those sensations feel on such a large surface area, and how it feels to shoot cum out of a dick every single time I have sex instead of waiting, waiting, waiting for that orgasm...
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And think not you can direct the course of Love;
for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
--Khalil Gibran
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