i prefer when he washes it right before..i get paranoid that there might be pee on it and its such a mood ruiner for me
he better thank me and tell me how wonderful i am at least once or twice after or he wont get it again.
unless were playing the "use the whore" game nothing better get pushed down my throat... (is there a better term for the whole rough..literally just using as a toy game?)
if he shaves hes gonna get it wayyyy more often..i floss myself..i dont need his help
and for cleanup..i like to have some mouthwash around, some tissues and if its anywhere on my skin i like babywipes because even after you just wipe it off theres still this like drying, cracking, itchy crust that remains
...and k-wise...your right except that with me it would be some vodka not beer
