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BoCo · 05-18-2003, 10:48 AM

I saw The Matrix: Reloaded when it came out last Wednesday, and my overall thoughts were that it sucked a boner, but the special effects were fucking awesome! I don't remember everything that happened because I was busy watching my girlie take sips from my Mr. Pibb all night and imagining what she lust look like wet and naked. Her ass is like a ripe melon, just firm enough to bounce a quarter off of, but soft emough to sink my teeth into--ooops! OK, where was I now? Oh yes: back to ruining The Matrix for you.

Anyway, here's all the important shit:

--Neo can fly like Superman
--There's a pointless sex scene between him and Trinity about 20 minutes into the movie
--Mr. Smith comes back, only he begins to copy his data into other people and clones himself 50 times over.
--There's a dope scene where Neo has to fight Mr. Smith, only more Smiths keep coming out of nowhere and he has to fight them all. It makes split-screen scenes from the past look pathetic when 50 of the same dude are fighting Neo all at the same time. One of the best shots is when Neo uses a pole to smack one of the Smiths like a damn baseball. It looked so realistic that I had to look away from the perky boobies sitting beside me for a moment.
--Neo almost dies at the end of the movie.
--He meets the dude who created the Matrix near the end
--It turns out the Matrix can't be perfected because of man's ability to make choices, which can't always be determined with computer programs
--Um..... Some black dude walks in on his girlfriend and nearly says "Where's my pussy?!" only to have to stop at about "pus" because kids are in the room
--Hmmm...what else? There's a bunch of fighting scenes!
--The best scene is on a highway, during a high-speed getaway. Oh my god, the special effects are so incredible in that scene!
--At the end of the movie, when Neo is laying on a table almost dead, you find out that there's gonna be a Part 3 to the movie
--Make sure you stay after the credits for some previews of Part 3

OK, I guess that's basically it. Like I said, the plot sucks and there's not really very much important dialog. And the rest of the movie is a bunch of lame fight scenes with great special effects. Hopefully I've ruined it somewhat for at least a few of you out there.

05-18-2003, 10:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Let me ruin "The Matrix: Reloaded" for you! I saw The Matrix: Reloaded when it came out last Wednesday, and my overall thoughts were that it sucked a boner, but the special effects were fucking awesome! I don't remember everything that happened because I was busy watching my girlie take sips from my Mr. Pibb all night and imagining what she lust look like wet and naked. Her ass is like a ripe melon, just firm enough to bounce a quarter off of, but soft emough to sink my teeth into--ooops! OK, where was I now? Oh yes: back to ruining The Matrix for you. Anyway, here's all the important shit: --Neo can fly like Superman --There's a pointless sex scene between him and Trinity about 20 minutes into the movie --Mr. Smith comes back, only he begins to copy his data into other people and clones himself 50 times over. --There's a dope scene where Neo has to fight Mr. Smith, only more Smiths keep coming out of nowhere and he has to fight them all. It makes split-screen scenes from the past look pathetic when 50 of the same dude are fighting Neo all at the same time. One of the best shots is when Neo uses a pole to smack one of the Smiths like a damn baseball. It looked so realistic that I had to look away from the perky boobies sitting beside me for a moment. --Neo almost dies at the end of the movie. --He meets the dude who created the Matrix near the end --It turns out the Matrix can't be perfected because of man's ability to make choices, which can't always be determined with computer programs --Um..... Some black dude walks in on his girlfriend and nearly says "Where's my pussy?!" only to have to stop at about "pus" because kids are in the room --Hmmm...what else? There's a bunch of fighting scenes! --The best scene is on a highway, during a high-speed getaway. Oh my god, the special effects are so incredible in that scene! --At the end of the movie, when Neo is laying on a table almost dead, you find out that there's gonna be a Part 3 to the movie --Make sure you stay after the credits for some previews of Part 3 OK, I guess that's basically it. Like I said, the plot sucks and there's not really very much important dialog. And the rest of the movie is a bunch of lame fight scenes with great special effects. Hopefully I've ruined it somewhat for at least a few of you out there. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.