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Old 04-24-2005, 11:33 PM   #28 (permalink)
Jay You Dee
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Location: Cleveland, TN
I remember my first blowjob (from my current girlfriend), it was great, and I learned so much that day... about her though.
1) She was offended when I warned her that I was about to cum, and she might want to back up a little bit. She took offense because she thought I didn't *want* to cum in her mouth. From then on I've just let her know - I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND HER BY NOT CUMMING IN HER MOUTH. (Jesus, I love my girlfriend more than life itself)

2) Don't use her ears as handlebars. I personally didn't do this, she forewarned me a few days before she gave me head the first time.

3) Don't squeeze her head with your legs, that'll piss her off. (But, the reason that happened: Ladies, plez don't suck on the tip really hard while spinning your tongue around it.. it feels GOOD, but it's too good and most guys I know generally go into a fetal position from that)

4) Yeah, shave... I hate doing it, but it ups the head from once a week to multiples a day, so it's worth it.

5) If you smoke, offer her one... Okay, so that's just the wierd relationship me and my girlfriend had. But there's something about smokin' a cig (or a half pack) while getting head. Especially if she's smoking too... Sorry, my life revolves around smoking

6) The main thing though, is give her a kiss afterwards. It's not always that pleasant (unless you're into that!) but do it. If I roll over and give her a big kiss afterwards, she thinks she's done the best job ever on the head - and generally, she's correct.

Most of that's just shit that's happened between me and my girlfriend, and I don't know if it will really apply to all. God I love head!
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