paulskinback

I saw this on b3ta recently, but anyway...

What are your guilty pleasures in life that you do when no-one else is around (except for the obvious of course)

I like to stand next to the bed wanking while my girlfriend sleeps

and

Screaming loudly at people as I drive past to see their reactions

Sometimes I get bored and follow people in my car for no reason and when I think they think they're being followed - by turning randomly etc and getting paranoid - stop

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