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BigBen · 04-21-2005, 01:41 PM

Yeah, that's a mouse. A very impressive one.

When your cat thinks this highly of you as to deliver a delicacy (no, 2 OF THEM!!), there are common ways to reciprocate:

1. Give your cat a tounge bath. It takes a while. I suggest drinking plenty of water so you dont dehydrate.
2. Let your cat sleep on your pillow. Sharing the nesting spot is a great way to say thanks.
3. Cook said present in a french demiglaze and present BACK to the cat. I would take the hair off first. Burnt hair smells really bad in the oven and may upset your cat's palate.

Seriously though, we had a problem like that when I was a kid (cat presents, sometimes really nasty) and we took an easy measure to fix it...

A bell on the collar. A little cute bell allows potential prey time to react before your "Enforcer" pounces for the kill.

04-21-2005, 01:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Yeah, that's a mouse. A very impressive one. When your cat thinks this highly of you as to deliver a delicacy (no, 2 OF THEM!!), there are common ways to reciprocate: 1. Give your cat a tounge bath. It takes a while. I suggest drinking plenty of water so you dont dehydrate. 2. Let your cat sleep on your pillow. Sharing the nesting spot is a great way to say thanks. 3. Cook said present in a french demiglaze and present BACK to the cat. I would take the hair off first. Burnt hair smells really bad in the oven and may upset your cat's palate. Seriously though, we had a problem like that when I was a kid (cat presents, sometimes really nasty) and we took an easy measure to fix it... A bell on the collar. A little cute bell allows potential prey time to react before your "Enforcer" pounces for the kill. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.