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BigBen · 04-20-2005, 02:04 PM

I hate to do a "Mine is bigger than yours" but I have to jump in here...

Local radio is owned by one company in my province. Country/Western, "Rock", Top 40, Easy Listening... all owned by the same guy.

This monopoly creates a Mountain of Suckitude that challenges Everest. I have permanent hearing loss in my right ear from sticking the sharpest object in arms reach into my eardrum to avoid one of the worst moments in my life:

Top 40: Shania Twain. No problem... I switch the channel on the radio
Easy-Listening: Shania Twain. Same Song. Quickly change station while now cursing
Country western: Shania Twain. Same Song. I was trying to go past the channel as fast as possible anyway, but PLAYING THE SAME SONG? This is getting rediculous
"Rock": I shit you not. They were playing Shania Twain. Different song. You are not allowed to call yourself a Rock station and play Shania.

At that point, I stabbed myself with a sharp object.

04-20-2005, 02:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I hate to do a "Mine is bigger than yours" but I have to jump in here... Local radio is owned by one company in my province. Country/Western, "Rock", Top 40, Easy Listening... all owned by the same guy. This monopoly creates a Mountain of Suckitude that challenges Everest. I have permanent hearing loss in my right ear from sticking the sharpest object in arms reach into my eardrum to avoid one of the worst moments in my life: Top 40: Shania Twain. No problem... I switch the channel on the radio Easy-Listening: Shania Twain. Same Song. Quickly change station while now cursing Country western: Shania Twain. Same Song. I was trying to go past the channel as fast as possible anyway, but PLAYING THE SAME SONG? This is getting rediculous "Rock": I shit you not. They were playing Shania Twain. Different song. You are not allowed to call yourself a Rock station and play Shania. At that point, I stabbed myself with a sharp object. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.