Well heck, if we're handing out holidays....
As Minister of Beer and Foreign Affairs I hereby decree the Month of May to be "Get drunk and hang around the house watching the playoffs and not working" month.
The beer is subsidised now, after all.
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"Whoever you are, go out into the evening,
leaving your room, of which you know each bit;
your house is the last before the infinite,
whoever you are."
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