Bread your next door neighbors balcony?
On a serious note, im not sure if they sell them anymore, but you can buy a fake owl (used to scare away birds from my old roof) (quite cheap too). It looks a quite bit cheesy, but im sure you place it right, it might work. Yet on a balcony, I don't know.
Just an idea.
Also, you could become one with the birds, and like Home Alone 2, scare little kids with your bird knowledge.
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