i used to work for a female clothing store and one night I asked for this hottie's phone number at the register. she smiled and thought I wanted it for myself. i explained it was necessary for the computer, then it spat out a receipt. she looked on it and saw that her number was printed right on the receipt. then handed it to me and said, why not you keep it for yourself
so I call her and we screw for 2 years. yay
now she's a prostitute, I hear. double yay
so I guess the moral is it depends on who's asking and who's gving. wth
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