Actually, i thought cocksucker ranked right up there as well.
Still the best show on TV, hands down.
http://thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm
The Number of Fucks In Deadwood
HBO's series Deadwood had a reputation for salty dialogue even before the first episode aired. It was nearly impossible, they said, to keep count of the number of f-words spoken during each program. We took it as a challenge.
Total fucks in series: 1406
Cumulative series FPM: 1.41
Total fucks in Season Two: 575
Average fucks per episode: 95.8
Cumulative Season Two FPM: 1.78
Total fucks in Season One: 831
Average fucks per episode: 69.3
Cumulative Season One FPM: 1.23
Episode Eighteen "Something Very Expensive"
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 7
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 26
Minutes 30 thru 39: 17
Minutes 40 thru 49: 23
Minutes 50 thru 57: 5
Total fucks in Episode Eighteen: 98
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.72
*57 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1406
Cumulative FPM: 1.41
Total cocksuckers in Episode Eighteen: 9
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 10.9 : 1
Episode Seventeen "Complications"
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 11
Minutes 10 thru 19: 6
Minutes 20 thru 29: 17
Minutes 30 thru 39: 49
Minutes 40 thru 49: 29
Minutes 50 thru 57: 9
Total fucks in Episode Seventeen: 121
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.12
*57 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1308
Cumulative FPM: 1.39
Total cocksuckers in Episode Seventeen: 6
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 20.1 : 1
Episode Sixteen "Requiem For A Gleet"
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 5
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 18
Minutes 40 thru 49: 21
Minutes 50 thru 52: 13
Total fucks in Episode Sixteen: 88
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.69
*52 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1187
Cumulative FPM: 1.34
Total cocksuckers in Episode Sixteen: 14
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 6.3 : 1
Episode Fifteen "New Money"
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 6
Minutes 10 thru 19: 1
Minutes 20 thru 29: 24
Minutes 30 thru 39: 19
Minutes 40 thru 49: 26
Minutes 50 thru 58: 15
Total fucks in Episode Fifteen: 91
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.57
*58 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1099
Cumulative FPM: 1.32
Total cocksuckers in Episode Fifteen: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 11.4 : 1
Episode Fourteen "A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 2"
Fucks per ten minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 11
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 16
Minutes 30 thru 39: 36
Minutes 40 thru 50: 29
Total fucks in Episode Fourteen: 111
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.22
*50 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 1008
Cumulative FPM: 1.30
Total cocksuckers in Episode Fourteen: 15
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 7.4 : 1
Episode Thirteen "A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 1"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 16
Minutes 30 thru 39: 22
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4
Total fucks in Episode Thirteen: 66
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.35
*49 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 897
Cumulative FPM: 1.24
Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirteen: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 8.25 : 1
Season One Recap
Episode Twelve "Sold Under Sin"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 1
Minutes 10 thru 19: 18
Minutes 20 thru 29: 6
Minutes 30 thru 39: 10
Minutes 40 thru 49: 2
Minutes 50 thru 60: 4
Total fucks in Episode Twelve: 41
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.683
Cumulative fucks in series: 831
Cumulative FPM: 1.23
Episode Eleven "Jewel's Boot Is Made For Walking"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 7
Minutes 10 thru 19: 7
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 13
Minutes 40 thru 49: 6
Minutes 50 thru 60: 59
Total fucks in Episode Eleven: 103
Fucks per minute (FPM): 1.72
Cumulative fucks in series: 790
Cumulative FPM: 1.28
Episode Ten "Mr. Wu"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 10
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 26
Minutes 30 thru 39: 48
Minutes 40 thru 49: 27
Minutes 50 thru 54: 3
Total fucks in Episode Ten: 133
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.46
*54 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 687
Cumulative FPM: 1.24
Episode Nine "No Other Sons Or Daughters"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 9
Minutes 10 thru 19: 22
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 31
Minutes 40 thru 49: 2
Minutes 50 thru 58: 13
Total fucks in Episode Nine: 88
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.52
*58 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 554
Cumulative FPM: 1.11
Episode Eight "Suffer The Little Children"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 18
Minutes 10 thru 19: 26
Minutes 20 thru 29: 8
Minutes 30 thru 39: 11
Minutes 40 thru 49: 24
Minutes 50 thru 55: 5
Total fucks in Episode Eight: 92
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.67
*55 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 466
Cumulative FPM: 1.05
Episode Seven "Bullock Returns To The Camp"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 3
Minutes 10 thru 19: 21
Minutes 20 thru 29: 10
Minutes 30 thru 39: 8
Minutes 40 thru 50: 25
Total fucks in Episode Seven: 67
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.34
*50 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 374
Cumulative FPM: 0.964
Episode Six "Plague"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 12
Minutes 30 thru 39: 23
Minutes 40 thru 49: 10
Minutes 50 thru 51: 9
Total fucks in Episode Six: 77
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.51
*51 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 307
Cumulative FPM: 0.908
Episode Five "The Trial Of Jack McCall"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 10
Minutes 10 thru 19: 5
Minutes 20 thru 29: 7
Minutes 30 thru 39: 8
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4
Minutes 50 thru 55: 6
Total fucks in Episode Five: 40
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 0.727
*55 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 230
Cumulative FPM: 0.801
Episode Four "Here Was A Man"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 3
Minutes 20 thru 29: 3
Minutes 30 thru 39: 12
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4
Minutes 50 thru 52: 0
Total fucks in Episode Four: 26
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.433
Cumulative fucks in series: 190
Cumulative FPM: 0.819
Episode Three "Reconnoitering the Rim"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 5
Minutes 10 thru 19: 12
Minutes 20 thru 29: 20
Minutes 30 thru 39: 6
Minutes 40 thru 49: 11
Minutes 50 thru 52: 6
Total fucks in Episode Three: 60
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.15
* 52 minute episode
Cumulative fucks in series: 164
Cumulative FPM: 0.953
Episode Two "Deep Water"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 3
Minutes 10 thru 19: 4
Minutes 20 thru 29: 14
Minutes 30 thru 39: 16
Minutes 40 thru 49: 7
Minutes 50 thru 60: 5
Total fucks in Episode Two: 49
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.817
Cumulative fucks in series: 104
Cumulative FPM: 0.867
Episode One "Deadwood"
Fucks per ten-minute segment
Minutes 0 thru 9: 12
Minutes 10 thru 19: 9
Minutes 20 thru 29: 3
Minutes 30 thru 39: 21
Minutes 40 thru 49: 9
Minutes 50 thru 60: 1
Total fucks in Episode One: 55
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.917
Cumulative fucks in series: 55
Cumulative FPM: 0.917