Brewmaniac

I know this Isn't a new joke but it is not in search so some of might really enjoy it!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns (obviously an American story) and finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He has probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey, I love
you."
To which the wife responded, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong, honey, I love you too.

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