Sorry if this one's already been said in this thread, but 26 pages is a little much to read through to find out:
Two drums and a cymbal set fall off a cliff...
Buh-Dum-Chh! 
Sorry, that one cracks me up.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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