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Originally Posted by tecoyah
Slam your dick in a door first.....at least then you can be sure its gonna swell up and fall off.
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This is wise advice. If done right after screwing, you won't have to worry about spreading whatever she gives you.
Let's look at this another way. Would you, after only seeing what I've typed on TFP, visit me for the purpose of creating some Jackass-like video stunt, allow me to load a gun, chamber a round, and fire it at your chest, even though I assured you it was a blank?
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It doesn't matter, I wouldn't point a gun at anyone I didn't intend to kill unless I was using a prop weapon under the supervision of a professionally trained stunt coordinator.