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There use to be a concrete ashtray just outside my dorm that my friend kept asking me to shit in, just for the pure humour of people seeing a log in there and coming to the conclusion that somebody shit outside. He got obsessed enough with the idea that he stopped waiting for me and tried to drop one on his own in front of about 4 or 5 of us, but only managed an open-air fart.
Just as well, it woulda been a buncha wet juice. No logs to speak of when he did shit.
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