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Originally Posted by guccilvr
if you thought that was gross, I hope you never pick up any of the CKY vids. There's some pretty sick shit on there.
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You mean taking 17 exlax pills and jogging/pooping while wearing a jock strap, that was pretty awful.
I got a pretty bad one. I went on a class trip to DC back in 8th grade. We were doing a night time walk from the FDR memorial to the Jefferson memorial. Well the thing was the food we were eating was crap, not digesting well. So we are in route from FDR memorial to Jefferson's, which if I remember is over half a mile, and I get the most wicked urge to duece. I end up sprinting the whole thing, eventually I get to the monument but for the life of me I can't find the bathroom (turns out it's in the basement of the monument). So next thing I know is I'm outside of the Jefferson monument squatting under a pine tree next to some shrubs under cover of nightfall. Well at this point my class just happens to get there, I manage to play it off like I was pissing, but lord that did not help my situation any, if anything my pissing made it worse. I somehow made it through another 5 minutes of torture and found the basement and the toilet. When I was done destroying the toilet, I came and found my friends. They were all in a circle and one of them was talking about how he just witnessed the most god awful smells and sounds ever in a bathroom, we all had a good laugh when I told them it was me.