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During her opening statement, Slattery said her client engaged in a locker room antic that was not a sexual assault in any way.
"Chewbacca is a wookie--a 2 meter tall humanoid covered in hair. Now how is it a 6 foot tall wookie lives on the planet Endor with a bunch of 3 foot tall ewoks. It does not make sense ladies and gentlemen, it does not make sense. And if that does not make sense, consider this, how can penetration occur through clothing?" Slattery asked. "Ladies and gentlemen now does it happen? It just does not make sense. If Chewbacca living on Endor does not make sense, you must acquit"
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edited for accuracy in the lawyer's statement