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Johnnie:*
Lord, I object.

God:*
On what grounds?

Johnnie:*
On holy grounds, of course. I will stand here until I am admitted into heaven. If I do not sit, you must admit.

God:*
Are you serious?

Johnnie:*
Serious, but not delirious. I will plead until I can proceed. I will procrastinate until I can pass the gate. I will contend until I can ascend. Can I get an Amen?

God:*
Amen.

Johnnie:*
Can I get a "Praise the Lord"?

God:*
Praise me.

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