Meridae'n

I was going through my inbox and found this absolute gem. The first is a picture of my ex girlfriend at our end-of-financial-year bash at my old accounting firm (yes I have her permission), the second is what I got sent back by my mate Burnsy (who Cc'd about 20 of our mates). The picture that's been cut-n-pasted is one of me about 8 years ago at a moustache party... I piss myself everytime I see this

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?