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Umm, how about pac-man. You're all yellow & round, eateateateat those little pills, with fricking ghosts chasing you? Damn, no way! Don't even bother eating the ghosts, little dude, cuz they're only gonna get faster, and faster...
And I'd despise living in a maze.
And yeah, arguably, you've got ms. pac-man as a companion. But neither of you has genitalia. Plus, she's not even in the same game as you. That's got to be frustrating. What a tease she is, with that saucy little bow on her head.
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