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Old 04-07-2005, 10:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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A wife is a woman with a gold ring on her left ring finger. They keep well if you keep them happy. You can obtain one at an alter, or several other places. She comes along with a piece of paper known as a Marriage License. Warning, the license is not a user's manual.
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