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Originally Posted by MageB420666
Instructions for preparing Wife:
1. Prepare rest of meal.
2. Share rest of meal with wife, preferably with candles lit.
3. Bast liberally with wine.
4. Remove wife from packaging.
5. Remove yourself from packaging.
6. Tenderize wife's back with a massaging motion.
7. Heat wife up.
8. Enjoy.
9. Repeat 6-8 as desired.
What does a wife taste like?
Some taste a little fishy, others taste sweet, the taste depends on the wife.
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There's that unknown word again 'wife'; where do you get them? Do they keep well; the preperation sound similar to the preparation method for a woman, but I could be wrong; it's been a while.