The Beginners Guide to British Politics.
Labour: New money.
Conservative: Old money.
Liberal Democrat: No money.
Others (i.e. No chance of gaining any real power)
Green Party: Hippies.
U.K.I.P.: Xenophobes.
B.N.P.: Racists.
S.N.P.: Scottish, don't like the English.
Plaid Cymru: Welsh, don't like the English.
Sinn Fein: A.K.A. the I.R.A. - hate the English with a passion.
