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BigBen · 04-06-2005, 08:20 AM

If you could carve out a piece of Canada and make it YOURS, which piece would you take and why?

I have a couple of suggestions to get the ol' thinkin' box working:

1. The cool overpass thing on an intersection of the 401: I would declare as provincial law that there be a .01 cent tax levied on all motorists passing through my province.

2. I would take Vancouver Island: It is already cut off from the mainland, so all I would have to do is change some flags over and mark my territory like a wolf. I think it would take quite a bit of coffee...

3. An oilpatch in Alberta: HELLOOOOO, gas at 94.9 here. It's like a liscence to print money. Look at crazy ol' Klein!

4. Thunder Bay, since I am pretty sure Ontario wouldn't miss it.

04-06-2005, 08:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	The New Province of BEN If you could carve out a piece of Canada and make it YOURS, which piece would you take and why? I have a couple of suggestions to get the ol' thinkin' box working: 1. The cool overpass thing on an intersection of the 401: I would declare as provincial law that there be a .01 cent tax levied on all motorists passing through my province. 2. I would take Vancouver Island: It is already cut off from the mainland, so all I would have to do is change some flags over and mark my territory like a wolf. I think it would take quite a bit of coffee... 3. An oilpatch in Alberta: HELLOOOOO, gas at 94.9 here. It's like a liscence to print money. Look at crazy ol' Klein! 4. Thunder Bay, since I am pretty sure Ontario wouldn't miss it. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.