Bad drivers. When I'm a multimillionare I'm going to buy a bunch of POS used cars (heh like the one I drive now

) and use em to smash into all the idiots that cut me off, pull out in front of me, run red lights, tailgate...and my REAL car is going to be a bigass Hummer with a missile battery so I can blow up other cars and then drive over their flaming wreckage...
Cell phones. God how I hate them. Especially in the movies, where 15 year old girls will carry on a whole fucking conversation while you're trying to enjoy a show. When I'm rich I'm going to commission someone to build me a cellphone jammer so they don't ring within 100 feet of me
People who are computer illiterate. Actually, people who are computer illiterate and annoy me for help. Like "Hey my computer did this weird thing last night, and there was this message, do you know how to fix it?" Yeah just click Start>Run and type regedit, and anything you see that you don't need, delete it.
Hmmmm I guess I have become quite bitter in my old age
