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"The tsunami waves are a minor rehearsal in comparison with what awaits the US in 2007," the researcher concluded in his study. "The Holy Koran warns against the Omnipotent Allah's force. A great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans."
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Allah took a paractice swing and missed, and hit south asia. But dont worry, he's mustering up his all-powerful strength for another swing, and should be ready in a few years. This time he intends to hit the correct side of the planet and obliterate the US forever! As for those folks in asia who caught the bat, Allah sends you the following message: "Oops, my bad!"