let's see... there's driving up a steep grassy hill on my brother's moped that i wasn't supposed to be using when i was about 14... with my best friend's little sister on the back. damn thing just tipped over and i have a scar from the muffler burn - that thing scabbed over, and bled! Ugh.
There was yesterday morning when I was so tired I poured iced tea on my golden grahams...
And then there was the time a friend was squatting to pee in the trees and I, um, pushed her over. Yep. gods, I laughed so damn hard at that... *sheepish*
Oh, and let's not forget 2 weeks ago, when I drank so much on an empty stomach, I was puking that night and all the next day, when I am WAY too old for this shit. *sigh*
No cops for me, tho!!! Yay!!!
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