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Originally Posted by jwoody
Armed with only a mental image of the 40ish year old lady who made my bacon sandwich this morning, I achieve sexual pleasure in 1 minute 32 seconds
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Wow, 92 sec. I haven't came that fast since I was 13. Cuming quickly comes in handy in public places.
Instead of lotion, I use baby oil. I've found that lotion tends to dry up and there's that interuption of reaplication of the stuff. And maybe I'll teach you people my secret technique, no hands.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."
Roger Zelazny
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