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Liquor Dealer · 04-03-2005, 07:47 AM

This fellow went in to an old west town. He'd been mining for gold in the hills, and he was desperate for some companionship. Wandering into the saloon, he sidled up to the bar and ordered a drink.
When the bartender brought his drink, he asked, "Where can a feller find a woman in these parts?"
The bartender replied, "Ain't no women around here. Mostly, we grab one of the animals over behind the livery stable."
Well, this disgusts the fellow and he storms back to his hotel room with a bottle of whiskey.
After finishing most of the bottle, he suddenly thinks that the animals might not be quite as disgusting as he originally thought. Wandering over to the livery stable, he looks over the animals there.
Suddenly, he spots a cute little pig. He makes friends with her and, tucking her under his arm, heads back to the hotel.
There, he washes the pig, styles her hair, powders and perfumes her, then puts on some pretty pink ribbons. Satisfied with his work, he again tucks her under his arm and heads back to the saloon.
He walks into the saloon and sits at a table. Suddenly the place gets deathly quiet. Looking around, he notices everyone, with their animals, looking at him. He jumps up and hollers, "What the hell are y'all looking at?!? I ain't doing nothing that y'all ain't doing too!"
The bartender replies, "Yeah, but we ain't doing it with the sheriff's girl!"

04-03-2005, 07:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	Do what??? This fellow went in to an old west town. He'd been mining for gold in the hills, and he was desperate for some companionship. Wandering into the saloon, he sidled up to the bar and ordered a drink. When the bartender brought his drink, he asked, "Where can a feller find a woman in these parts?" The bartender replied, "Ain't no women around here. Mostly, we grab one of the animals over behind the livery stable." Well, this disgusts the fellow and he storms back to his hotel room with a bottle of whiskey. After finishing most of the bottle, he suddenly thinks that the animals might not be quite as disgusting as he originally thought. Wandering over to the livery stable, he looks over the animals there. Suddenly, he spots a cute little pig. He makes friends with her and, tucking her under his arm, heads back to the hotel. There, he washes the pig, styles her hair, powders and perfumes her, then puts on some pretty pink ribbons. Satisfied with his work, he again tucks her under his arm and heads back to the saloon. He walks into the saloon and sits at a table. Suddenly the place gets deathly quiet. Looking around, he notices everyone, with their animals, looking at him. He jumps up and hollers, "What the hell are y'all looking at?!? I ain't doing nothing that y'all ain't doing too!" The bartender replies, "Yeah, but we ain't doing it with the sheriff's girl!" __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!