warrrreagl

In honor of April Fool's Day, I thought I'd share some of my favorite Mark Twain quotes.


* A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

* Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

* Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

* Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

* Don't let schooling interfere with your education. Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

* Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

* Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

* I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

* If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the difference between dog and man.

* Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

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