There's no way I can top some of these, esp the SERIAL KILLER, that just...yeah...WTF
Back in ye olde college days, I lived in the dorm and my neighbor one year was this tall black dude, basketball player, pretty nice guy but he had a different girl over in his room like every night. One particular chick was his main booty call, or his girlfriend or whatever, and I could always tell she was over because I'd hear (through the paper thin walls) "OH FUCK YEAH, I'M A FUCKING SLUT, FUCK ME LIKE A WHORE, FUCK YEAH FUCK ME HARDER YOU SONOFABITCH" and every time it'd sound like they were tearing the damn room to pieces, it was hilarious.
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