Ha Ha Ha.
I read this post last week and was relieved to see that I am not the only one lucky enough to almost kill myself on a yearly basis.
To post one's injuries and relive them is a little bit masochistic, but WTF.
The worst accident I had today? Doing dishes (yes ladies, I am quite a catch) I found out that sharp knives are still sharp, even when under water. That really wasn't surprising, but did you know that when you get 'dish hands' (you know, those wrinkly white fingers) the sharp knife can penetrate the skin that much easier?
Any hoo, I just about took the pad of my right thumb off. Everyone at the Emergency Room was very nice. It was refreshing to see such dedication to workmanship, although it felt like the doctor was SETTING UP FUCKING CAMP in the wound...
Remember: Chicks dig scars.
