My Mom met my girlfriend (now wife) when she came to see a play we were in together... The first comment my Mom had was about the dress my girlfriend was wearing in the play, "Where did you get that slutty dress? It was perfect!".
Of course the dress was one of my girlfriend's own dresses.
She had a photo of my highschool girlfriend on the mantle at her house (I didn't live there anymore so I really didn't know it was there)... when I first brought my girlfriend over for a dinner, there it was on the mantle. I'd only been broken up with the ex for about a year and a half...
Other geat lines from Mom, "The day you two were married was the saddest day of my life." (she reasoned that it meant I no longer needed her).
My Mom, a lovely woman just a little wack. She, of course, adores my wife now... (who doesn't once you get to know her).
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