Sometimes after I've been fucking really hard and/or orgasming, I just stop breathing for a while. I think it's just because my body is so saturated with oxygen due to all that hard breathing, but it'll be up to 30 seconds or more between breaths for a period of minutes...it's scared a few people, they get this panicky look and say, "How come you're not breathing?!" I guess it doesn't help that my eyes would generally be closed as well...
I had a good friend for years who was a little on the kinky side. One year I went over to her house for a holiday dinner. I showed up and she said she and her boyfriend were barbecuing a turkey so the meal wouldn't be ready for a while, and she had more friends coming over later so we just hung out in their living room and socialized for a bit. She had just moved in with her boyfriend and I didn't know him all that well.
After about an hour, my friend approached me and said, in a very businesslike manner, that she and her boyfriend were really horny and wanted to do something about it. She said that they could go in their bedroom but they thought it might be a little rude to leave me out there alone, so would I like to participate? I hesitated at this, since I was not even remotely attracted to either one of them, but she said they had a role for me that would involve no touching. I thought, "Hell why not, might as well have an interesting experience" so I agreed.
It turns out they wanted to play a bondage/discipline game where they took turns flogging each other with an assortment of instruments, which they proceeded to bring out from their bedroom and hang on the wall. They had bulwhips, cat o'nine tails, various other whips and some homemade-looking things I couldn't name. The deal was, I was to roll the dice in a cup they handed me, then the person on the bottom would get the number of lashes I had rolled. I hesitantly agreed, and poured myself a large drink (I figured I'd need it). They changed into leather garb. They were not sexy.
We proceeded with this scene, although I found it absolutely bizarre and more surreal than I can describe. I have to admit, I was not turned on in the slightest. To make matters worse, I kept worrying the whole time that the other friends coming over were going to pop in in the middle of all of it. I just sat on the couch nervously and rolled the dice as they flogged each other and got all worked up. Then, I noticed something absolutely bizarre - I kept hearing this little electronic tune playing somewhere nearby. At first I thought I was imagining it but once I started paying attention, sure enough there it was...it was "Jingle Bells." "Crack...crack...crack..."Oh baby, I've been a bad girl, I need to be punished!"...
dashing through the snow..."Whap! Whap!" ...
in a one-horse open sleigh...
WTF??
The pace picked up as I sat there, stunned by the surreality of it all and wondering if the turkey was burning. ... "Whap! Whap! Whap!" ...
jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... My friend was squirming and screaming, and I was looking around for another drink. She was yelling her head off "AAAAH! AAAAH!" and I kept hearing "
dashing through the snow..." I was enormously relieved when she had a huge orgasm and they finished. Strangely, the music also stopped. Not 15 minutes later, the other friends showed up and we all had a nice turkey dinner, me doing my best not to laugh with "jingle Bells" playing in my head.
It wasn't until later, after I mentioned it and they realized they had given me the holiday mug that played a tune when you moved it to roll the dice with, that any of this made any sense.