I was WAITING for this thread!
Unfortunately, you guys already got 'em all...
Yo mama's so old, she got a push-pedal vibrator in her attic.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so black, she got marked absent in night school.
Yo mama's house so small, she gotta eat a large pizza outside.
-Mikey
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