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stevie667 · 03-26-2005, 03:59 PM

Firstly, a word to the mods. I have spent a fair while trawling through the forum searching for the correct place to post this and i'm fairly sure that this is the right place, though if I am wrong, please excuse me and I would be most obliged if you could move it to what is deemed the correct habitat.

Note: This thread does deal with things of a sexually suggestive and monotone colour nature (pink), if you are offended by either, it is suggested that you do not read on.

Nehoos, onwards and upwards.

Now, all of use being warm blooded males and females, vulcans and klingons, small furry furlings and somewhat tilted induviduals, we can appreciate the human form.
Every single one of us has a word that we use to describe someone we deem as attractive, male or female, possibly both, i'm not picky. Common examples would be: sexy, hot, buff, 10 (or 11), hey baby, gorgeous, beautiful and so on and so forth.

The aim from this time on, is to replace all of these words, even if for only a short amount of time, with one word *drum role*

Pink

Before we all start throwing things, complaining about this, that and what not, take a few moments to play around with it on your tongue, possibly on your partners tongue too. After you've done that, think of someone who you find rather attractive, then ascribe the word pink to them.

Works doesn't it?

Our (read a rapidly growing portion of England, and a few other places worldwide) aim is to install Pink as the word of choice when describing a Pink induvidual. Hopefully, with it's catchyness, and monosylabic ease of pronounciation (despite this sentance being somewhat letter laden) we should see the word Pink be used on TV and movie sets worldwide sometime in the near future.

This grandeous scheme of big words to try and get everyone to use a little small word won't be possible without the worldwide co-operation of, well, you.

So, my fellow tilted induviduals, it is time to raise the flag, proclaim everything in the name of pink, and rejoice in smugness when it finally airs and we can say we started it!

Right, now thats finished, i'm going to lie down, my fingers hurt...

03-26-2005, 03:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Help engineer the english language (well, one word of it) Firstly, a word to the mods. I have spent a fair while trawling through the forum searching for the correct place to post this and i'm fairly sure that this is the right place, though if I am wrong, please excuse me and I would be most obliged if you could move it to what is deemed the correct habitat. Note: This thread does deal with things of a sexually suggestive and monotone colour nature (pink), if you are offended by either, it is suggested that you do not read on. Nehoos, onwards and upwards. Now, all of use being warm blooded males and females, vulcans and klingons, small furry furlings and somewhat tilted induviduals, we can appreciate the human form. Every single one of us has a word that we use to describe someone we deem as attractive, male or female, possibly both, i'm not picky. Common examples would be: sexy, hot, buff, 10 (or 11), hey baby, gorgeous, beautiful and so on and so forth. The aim from this time on, is to replace all of these words, even if for only a short amount of time, with one word drum role Pink Before we all start throwing things, complaining about this, that and what not, take a few moments to play around with it on your tongue, possibly on your partners tongue too. After you've done that, think of someone who you find rather attractive, then ascribe the word pink to them. Works doesn't it? Our (read a rapidly growing portion of England, and a few other places worldwide) aim is to install Pink as the word of choice when describing a Pink induvidual. Hopefully, with it's catchyness, and monosylabic ease of pronounciation (despite this sentance being somewhat letter laden) we should see the word Pink be used on TV and movie sets worldwide sometime in the near future. This grandeous scheme of big words to try and get everyone to use a little small word won't be possible without the worldwide co-operation of, well, you. So, my fellow tilted induviduals, it is time to raise the flag, proclaim everything in the name of pink, and rejoice in smugness when it finally airs and we can say we started it! Right, now thats finished, i'm going to lie down, my fingers hurt...