While I was cleaning the house today I was straightening out some of my wife's papers when to my horror, I discovered this!
It may just look like an innocent pile of paper BUT!!!
I KNOW DIFFERENTLY!!!!
Giant Hamburger has been stalking my wife... He is sending her love letters scented with with beef drippings. Lavishing gifts of Sea Monkeys and little Monkeys with Cymbals.
Is conquering the planet not enough for your appetite?
